I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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