i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
