It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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