It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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