That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You smell like stripper and shame
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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