covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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