well I can't set my house on fire every night
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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