R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Randomize
