So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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