i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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