we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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