Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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