Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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