But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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