i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I faked an abortion last night.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the day after is always just damage control
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
