But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Panties = found
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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