in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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