Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Your penis caused this!
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