Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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