if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you win again, gameday.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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