Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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