So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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