You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this is an emotional support booty call
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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