whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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