The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
