My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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