Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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