ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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