and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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