I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
