Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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