He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
As shirtless as possible
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I die, sorry about rent.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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