If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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