my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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