i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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