he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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