like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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