Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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