So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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