why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Your penis caused this!
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