O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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