so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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