I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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