what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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