there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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