DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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