Duck Duck Cougar?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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