69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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