operation harelip BJ is a go
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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