fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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